By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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caughtinrumors 0

******** do not count as eating meat, im a vegatraian too but i dont mind giving a ******* ;] she gives vegiatrian a bad repputation

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AnnaSeptic 0

Hahahahaha wtf. People like that give vegetarians a bad name.

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Socalrider58 0

haha bro i know how u feel my gf said the same stuff!!!

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KarmaHatesUs 0

I'm a vegetarian, and I think it's an invalid reason; but everyone draws the line somewhere. Then again, I don't think that's the actual reason - maybe just the least offensive one she could think of.

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dr_kaos 0

know the feelin my ex wouldnt give head either even tho i ALWAYS ate her out b4 hours of sex and she teased me about it constantly with like bannanas and other objects and never came thru.

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horny101 0

hahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha lol

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roflcopterzzz 0

GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP. On a serious note, please don't think that all of us vegetarians are complete morons. I eat more pussy than a Chinese man.

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mesohorney8893 0

i would have!

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gothymama 0

Sounds like someone just doesn't like giving head. Being vegetarian is not a reason to not give a guy a *******!

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strawberryswirl 0

157, I wasn't saying everyone hates it. I simply think it's rude to even ask. If you even have to ask, she probably isn't going to do it. If she wanted to, she would have done it already.

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