By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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prod324 0

damn!!! hahaha lmfao thts horrible

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ksimmons1124 0

I love how The Internet seems to think that a healthy sexual relationship and a loving, strong emotional relationship can't coincide. ******** can be a wonderful, intimate form of expressing your love for someone. That said, one of my friends makes this joke all the time. Soooo over it.

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

"I'm a vegetarian" translates to "I'm a lesbian."

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jocelyn123 0

lol I said that to my friend with benifits cause I'm a veg. 2 XD

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