By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Same thing different taste

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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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I'm vegie... just tell her that no matter what they're gunna die anyway, (and not in the way that 'the animal's already dead so you might as well eat it' way) it doesn't matter where they go! And it's a good way for her to get extra calcium! =D (Please note: this could also backfire) Also, though, you eat dead cells all the time by just breathing in and out, etc. Does she bite her nails for instance?

Lmao omg, wow never heard that reasoning before; but yea, don't pressure her into doing that if she doesn't feel comfortable w/ it.

i think she said im a ****, not in the mood, or pms wrong

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I was a vegetarian for two years. I never once even considered not doing that. I don't know what her problem is..

It's funny bc she dosent eat meat so she won't put his meat in her mouth.