By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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Cloudy_fml 0

Some vegetarians don't feel right consuming the bodily fluids of someone who eats meat... Or she could have just been making up an excuse because she's not ready. Either way, don't force it. You can always ASK HER what it is that makes her feel uncomfortable with it. Fixing #2: If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with "Sorry, I don't eat fish." For the record, I'm a vegetarian and I see nothing wrong with making that exception... ^_~

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Amkii 0

lol! I like her sense of humor! And I agree with #s 5, 8, 10, etc. #12 - The non-slutty kind.

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xiheartjonas 0

OHHH ! ultimate pwn lmfaoooo !

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csigabajnok 0

Dress Mr. Bingbong up as a cucumber and she'll be on it in no time!

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mariposa93 0

I think a lot of you are taking this way too literal. It was clearly a joke. FTR you don't have to consume body fluids to give head. It's just the nice thing to do.

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Cecona 0

I disagree with all the people saying you need to dump your girlfriend JUST because she wont give you a ********. They probably think a true relationship is just sex. Your girlfriend is probably too nervous or shy to give a ********. Or maybe she thinks it's gross. I kind of think eating someone out is gross. As some of the more sensible people said, don't pressure her to give you a ********...if she wants to she will. So unless you are dating her just for the sex (if you are then you are a dick) you should just accept what she wants to do and what she doesn't and continue to love her.

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