By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 047
You deserved it 31 136

Same thing different taste

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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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joesabeast 0

my God your dumb to be honest its disguisting and i dont get why girls do it, but yea your dumb if you wanna get blown go be gay or something cause obviously your to immature to be in a relationship with a girl.

You definitely deserved that, you shouldn't expect her to do something like that if she hasn't already. Her using the vegetarian excuse was probably her way of being nice, not that she actually thinks its like eating meat.

DDDDana 0

#12- What kind of girlfriend doesn't gove ********? Maybe the kind of girlfriend who thinks sex should be after marriage? Or the kind of girlfriend who thinks relationships should be about more than sex? Maybe the kind of girlfriend with morals?

#64 Calling people "*****" isn't exactly nice either. While I agree with your viewpoint on sex, I don't think it's right to lord it over other people by calling them names.

The moral of the story is--DONT date vegans

@ #48: you say 'old-fashioned'; I say prude. I can honestly say I wouldn't marry someone who wanted me to wait until after the wedding because I wouldn't want to risk spending the rest of my life with someone who is a dud root.

I have to admit, this sucks for you, no pun intended. :'( But using the vegetarian thing made me imagine that she was pondering literally munching on that ****. Like cutting that shit up and stuffing it in her oven. SO BE THANKFUL THAT ISN'T THE CASE. ROFL

yeah, if she doesn't want to go down on you, tell her you won't go down on her. fair trade

#78 - Thank you! Exactly!! #79 - I understand that, and I basically agree... except I think they deserve it, if they're choosing that lifestyle. ;) #81 - Same thing. ;) I understand your point of view, though. Almost all guys I've ever met/known/talked to have that same opinion.

urbanrendezvous 0

i'm a die-hard vegetarian, and i blow my boyfriend about 6 times a day, on average.