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By boostedsaab - 05/02/2010 05:35 - France

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By I'mmessedup - 11/08/2022 21:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML

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azurablade 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:15

I know how you feel

TheNP 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:24

Time to dump that bitch.

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i_am_tiff_21 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:32

I'm sorry. :( I would love to have a man like you. She's not worth it.

wow18 3

Friday 5 February 2010 18:23

How do you know she's not worth it? Maybe she's an incredible catch and that is why the OP has such strong feelings for. She has to be a great woman for him to fall for her. Do you like and care for everyone as much or more than the person does for you?

FerrariCake 2

Friday 5 February 2010 17:33

You have a smart girlfriend. Maybe she can teach you a few things, like how to act like a man.

wow18 3

Friday 5 February 2010 18:19

Loving and caring = less of a man?

blastvortex 3

Friday 5 February 2010 17:59

That's great. Now you can do the singular, most-important thing you can for her — dump her. Seriously, you're doing neither of you a favor by staying with her, unless you're only in it for the... well, you know.

nolimits 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:36

Either you're a clingy whiny stalker or she's banging someone else - probably both. FYL, doormat.

ebbomega 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:07

DTMFA

darienlake 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:36

yeah at least shes honest. next time you have sex, just be honest with her about how you would be much more comfortable having sex with her AND her mom at the same time. ya know, just so you can know what its gonna be like when you get older.

rhub 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:47

I don't now how guys put up with relationships like this it's imasculating

wow18 3

Friday 5 February 2010 19:52

How is this emasculating? A man isn't suppose to love or care for anyone? or at least just not as much or more than anyone cares for him? It's demeaning for a person of any gender to be in a relationship where he/she is being used, taken advantage of or abused in any other way. We don't know if that's the case here!

Sekococo 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:02

Are you the same guy who bought the $400 valantine gift and said i love?

HunniHeart 4

Friday 5 February 2010 20:11

LOLOLOLLLLLLL go find someone who actually loves you back.

f_it19 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:11

At least she was honest. Just sayin.

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Today, I found out that the reason I have unbearable pain in my stomach when I sit down is because I have 2 horrifyingly large boils on my waist. My mother nearly fainted when I showed them to her. FML

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Today, I cried so much I felt nauseous and almost puked. Why was I crying? I made up a hot, brooding, cold, and heartless guy who secretly cared about me, and who's super protective. Then I imagined him dying by being stabbed. I cried over a guy I made up in my head. FML

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Today, I found a recipe online that looked delicious and not too complicated. Halfway through cooking, I realized I was reading the instructions for two different recipes and had combined them into one horrific dish. The resulting meal tasted like burnt cardboard mixed with regret. My girlfriend ended up ordering takeout. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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