#2, win :D

touché

I thought everyone in Korea had plastic surgery like 93% of the population or somethin

Soo im guessing ur parents are ugly to? (:

yoy gotta get ur looks from somewhere... dontcha

FYL for thinking FML at a joke

so ...

she is YOUR mother she's probably just as ugly as u r

Well, you do get your genes from her

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