Valentine's slay, Intimate moments and Intimacy: Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over...

By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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thrifting 18

Thursday 7 February 2013 9:09

If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!

pheebs314 17

Thursday 7 February 2013 9:31

I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.

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apostrophe_fml 7

Sunday 10 February 2013 7:08

Her house her rules. No boyfriends sleeping over, sounds reasonable. When you have your own house/apartment/whatever you get the say. YDI for asking in the first place

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:22

Theres nothing gross about it, the girl enjoys it more because of the chemicals her body is producing which enhances the nerves in the genital area as well as other erogenous zones like the sides, ears, and feet. You should be more worried about making your girlfriend/fiance/spouse happy than getting a little dirty. If you want the first but hate the latter, take a shower, its not that hard.

blutigenbonbon 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:58

You would seriously ask your parents that..? Your mom would allow that in the first place..? What the **** is wrong with you family?

SaysOfRay 3

Sunday 17 February 2013 3:52

LOOOOOOOL!!!

bethybooditom 9

Friday 17 May 2013 4:28

Why ask? Nike!

mndjw11 4

Monday 22 July 2013 9:24

Why are you all assuming they're going to have sex just because he's staying for the weekend? My mother let my boyfriend stay when I was 16 and we never had sex. Is it really that impossible to think that she might just want to spend time with him? :P

nhi1221 9

Saturday 2 November 2013 20:26

I would say the same thing to my daughter

LostKezia 5

Monday 18 November 2013 1:19

My mum has always let my boyfriend stay round, but thats bwcause it takes us 2 hours of travel to see each other, and when we're used to seeing each otger for longer, a few hours is not enough. We rarely have sex, but even when we do, as long as my mum cant hear it, she doesn't mind, because she knows we're being safe.