By My Daughter Fails at Life - 26/09/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML
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thatfmlguy25 21

She might have social anxiety. Talk to her more, its a great start to help ease it.

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minnymau5 5

OP, maybe you should look into helping her break out of her shell. Her level of introvertedness sounds kind of extreme.

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citrusglass 22

I think she may be on her way to becoming a hermit.

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Deweyboy 10

You need to find someone for your daughter to talk to. I've been dealing with social anxiety for 5 years, and I barely made it out alive. I would go to your doctor and talking to him about seeing a therapist.

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iadtgrad07 6

I think people would be less inclined to talk to her, if only they knew what she did.

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tkeeton46 17

She is everyone on tumblr

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polkmolkqwerty 10

Am I the only one who thought it said "****" and not "shut"

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Oz_the_great 10

Is it possible?? The masses want to know.. Let us know if she succeeds..

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J483 12

Why don't you talk to her about being so extremely shut in instead of judging her?

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Janet Cynthia 5

In the post Covid world, coughing is a common tactic women use to avoid creeps on the street as well. I feel like finding out why she wishes to avoid someone talking to her would be more helpful than declaring, "My daughter fails at life"

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