By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Don't worry, she probably just uses that excuse on guys a lot and has been accustomed to do that after being asked out

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Johnson_Mcgee 1

Should've said "What a coincidence, so am I!"

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niome_fml 9

I'm confused what are you talking about?

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lynnlove19 5

I mean if you were going for the whole butch thing it could kinda be a compliment..... Maybe?

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godcomplexkid 7

if she honestly can't tell then I don't think she would be a good date anyway.

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lesbihonestgurl 1

that's so mean but hey butch lesbians are my fave lesbians haha

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cece23_fml 10

She's probably just used to using that line to turn people (read guys) down and it was the first excuse that popped into her head. I'm sure she probably felt embarrassed after she'd said it. You should try becoming her friend anyway to show there are no hard feelings - and who knows where it might go from there.

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sest 4

Be glad. You dodged a bullet on the airhead.

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Aenterial 11

Hah, ouch... how's that for a punch to the feels?

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fantasyworld 37

Sorry. Don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea.

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