Love: Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing... - FML

By gavinbanks - 21/07/2013 22:55 - United States - Medford

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

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gavinbanks 13

Saturday 24 August 2013 22:27

Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 22 July 2013 8:55

Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls

dinosxxrawr 22

Monday 22 July 2013 8:58

now someone else has her number.

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roflstomp716 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:57

damn dude, I'm sorry. you got game tho!!

thedudeguy1 16

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:40

I would have thought the bill would be spit out again.

maddog1234 9

Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:27

Well, at least you know it's meant to be if you ever find that dollar again.

ameyer13 8

Wednesday 24 July 2013 5:58

Hey maybe that was a sign OP! Maybe someone cuter will come along!

AkiChan_fml 7

Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:13

OP, you now must watch the movie Serendipity!

UofLCardFan08 6

Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:45

Funniest thing I've read today.

Pourpre7 2

Wednesday 24 July 2013 18:52

That sucks! But hey, maybe it wasn't meant to be!

amisenho 11

Friday 26 July 2013 18:52

Ah, this was great. Sorry about what happened, but, man. That was comedic genius.

EffYoLife 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:19

Shut up! you are so lame.

cutycat136 28

Monday 19 August 2013 5:38

I guess that's the universes way of saying it wasn't meant to be...

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