By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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stanforda97 9

This has got to be fake.

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sickerthanyou 13

that's a logic fail. unless he is gay or bi, he can't get hard from talking to another guy.

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naarz 9

Hopefully OP did something about this situation, cuz I doubt she deserves to be cheated on, and for that matter using the " it's jake from State Farm" line is not cool, that's just stupid.......you should get him back .

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jess955 2

do you even have state farm? and was "he" wearing khakis?

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grudger 14

I knew that was coming, ask what he is wearing

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Masift 21

he's an asshole for cheating on you, but a legend for making that joke.

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Suzi_d16 27

Does no one else think that at 2am right beside his wife that maybe he was sleep walking/talking? He may have been having an imaginary conversation in his sleep and gave a strange response because of that? Just a thought really.

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