By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
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slingerslasher 24

That's when Drake and Josh pushed me to the ground. What? We didn't do that! Right. Like I decided to lie on the ground and scream.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Time to use social media and spread the word and the warning among all the other potential babysitters you can reach...before she pulls that sort of stunt on yet another one. Sorry you had to babyshit such a ********...appears the parents are idiots or just as bad as she is.

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gracehi 31

"Can you turn your backs for 30 seconds so I can make her not a liar?"

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Faeryl_fml 6

That sucks, I've heard so many stories like this. They should teach kids in school at the age of 12 never to babysit without a digital audio recorder running :/

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skittyskatbrat 19

My approach would be a lot simpler. Call the parents, tell them that the child's behavior is far from acceptable, and that they need to return home now because you will not be finishing the evening. They can deal with the child's behavior and losing their evening out, because they clearly did NOT go over what was and was not acceptable with the babysitter. Bad parenting has consequences. There is always the chance that they read the ******** the riot act over the phone and tip the babysitter BIG for the problem. If not? I'd have packed up and gone home unless I was REALLY desperate for money. And then I'd have determined that if the kid was alive and the house wasn't burned down, I'd done my job. The first one is a biggie if the kid is that obnoxious.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Lather him up with some Icy Hot cream and whack away. Just make sure you wear kinky leather gloves to prevent your hands from feeling the heat.

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Nyx7 24

That's when you put her over your knee and teach them about lying, people these days are too damn scared to give children the asswhoopin they so desperately need

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lekimdraw 3

If they dont have a nanny cam, then you should bring your own. Nothing like a video to prove the little shit wrong!

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

That's why that little monster acts the way she does. She can do no wrong in mommy and daddy's eyes.

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skyeyez9 24

What a manipulative little bitch. I used to babysit when I was a teen. I was lucky the kids I watched were very sweet and easy to be around.

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