By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
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ohmandapants 16

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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titzenpitzer 9

I think it's almost more weird that you post this, on the internet, on your wedding day. You have the time for that? You belched and you thought, blimey, Imma gonna post this on FML? Weird.

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DontForgetMe4 0

You realize they don't have to post this on their wedding right? An FML has to say today, but it doesn't necessarily mean its THAT day.

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titzenpitzer 9

Yezyezyez, but it's possible, right? And if that is the case...I think it's weird

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TheCaterpiller 6

Not really 42.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Bloody hell. It's MANDITORY to put "Today" on every FML. It doesn't mean it happened today. Seriously, shut up. Saying "yezyez yes yes" as your argument will portray You as an annoying ****.

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DontForgetMe4 0

^^What he said, in a slightly more polite way.

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SpottedZebra42 14

That stinks....but seriously you'll laugh about it later.

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naduskalove 3

Ohh , it's ok we all human beings here , we all belch . Hope u had a great time at ur wedding :)

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lynn0985 5

Gross!! But I've never heard of anyone getting married on a Monday!! Congrats

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jujubunni5 9

It takes days for the post to be moderated. Their wedding wasn't the day this was posted.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Actually, it just takes hours. Not days.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Ignore the above comment. Just because it says Today on the FML doesn't mean it happened today. Got it?

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The_DoritoNinja 4

Just go with it. Make sure you nod and smile though.

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stfuNOWplease 6

shouldve just belched your vows out to him... "iiiiiiiiiiiii prooomise tooooooo..."

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br0ccoli 14

Slow your roll, Barney Gumble. Take it easy on the Pepsi.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

In sickness and in heaaaaaaalth. Yeah, I can see this.

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grannygruber 6

I promise you'll laugh about it one of these days.

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wlddog 14

Doesn't matter had sex,, later. Unless your a drama queen then this should be a FML for your spouce.

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