Love: Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook...

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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Shady

By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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Ant life

By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:51

and you're with him because?

saviisneat 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:00

he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow

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destradase 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 19:53

don't say ur sorry that's stupid he should apologize for violating ur damn privacy... ur stupid to be with him in the first place... he an insecure little girl...

PhillyFox 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 19:57

FYL because your boyfriend is a paranoid jealous prick. YDI because you let him walk all over you.

ihavefaith 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:10

who does that?!? seriouslyyyy

bunny911 16

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:15

dump his sorry ass

crazytrick11 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:22

wow call him a douche and leave him

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:23

wait. Can't you fix it to where your facebook stuff can be open to certain people - why not put him on that list? Better yet, wouldn't it make more sense to tell him to add those people or make friend suggestions to those people to him so he can see it is perfectly innocent? I'm with the "dump his ass" people, no boyfriend or girlfriend should be keeping their significant other isolated from friends and family.