Love: Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook...

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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Shady

By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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Ant life

By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:51

and you're with him because?

saviisneat 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:00

he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow

Comments

Sacytrl 28

Thursday 20 June 2013 20:59

Sounds like he has severely jealously issues. It's good to break it off soon... It might escalate into something unimaginable...

mommy10613 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:31

dear lord, tell me you've left him since this was posted -.-

GamerMom392 19

Sunday 21 July 2013 0:10

YDI for allowing it. You have to have ground rules that apply to any relationship, and you have to stick to them. If some idiot can't get with the program (ie not try to control you), dump the chump and move on. I did it, and ended up with a much better boyfriend, who is now my excellent hubby.

waterboyy_____ 12

Sunday 4 August 2013 7:54

run

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:09

I really hope you didn't apologize

mattman1 7

Thursday 22 August 2013 22:40

bail !

Maxilius 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 8:58

If you're willing to put up with that shit, hell--you even apologized for it, then you completely deserve it. any person who does that is abusive and youre rewarding their behaviour.