Love: Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend...

By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

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Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

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EFFyourlifecait 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:17

hopefully your a lesbian which would explain why you bought a coral colored hoodie which would make it ten times funnier when you found out it says, boy crazy

xClarkGable 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:17

YDI, but what teen girl would actually wear this? I'm a teen girl (17) and I wouldn't be caught dead in that.

trappazoid 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:25

Aha, no teen girl I know would've worn something like that! Well anyway, check next time, it's annoying when your about to buy shorts and then you finally look on the ass of em and theres a stupid phrase on them.

BaldOuting 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:30

i wonder if your gf knew, that would make this even funnier.

lnm701 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:32

YDI. a) you didn't notice that you were in the TEEN GIRL's section? That's the most obnoxiously floral, bright colored, Hannah Montana section of any department store. b) you agreed to wear a coral sweatshirt. c) you believed that a sweatshirt could look 'hot.' Sweatshirts are just sweatshirts, they don't make anyone look hot.

examancer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:49

Hahahaha. I was about to vote for your life sucking, then I re-read... YOU BOUGHT IT! :-P thats a pretty epic fail

lifesabit 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:08

You fail at life. On the other hand your girlfriend is the shit for getting you to wear that..... if you break up with her gimme her number....

hardcore_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:09

You described a sweatshirt as 'coral'. You probably are 'Boy Crazy'.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:17

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_(color) Dude, that is a gay color, even without the hood.

madame_malfoy 4

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:33

uhm babe...your first clue would be "coral"...though i must say, it is true that real men wear pink, i wouldn't mind a guy in that colour, but how do you not check around to see if there is anything on it???