By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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JesusFishTaco 5

You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.

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chewbaccaateme 0

get a cat, see how that works.

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hunterhound 0

ok so way the dog went for a drive he will come back...……maybe

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hellokat1 0

This reminds of the south park episode where Paris Hiltons dogs keep committing suicide.

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thebestof1984 0

It's called getting a life! A dog isn't always mans best friend!

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catrav77 0

*looks at picture* ...it's obviously your best friend.

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thisdue1775 0

you took my friends picture

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thebestof1984 0

Who took your friends picture? My dog is not my best friend. He's my husbands best friend!

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bricheese 0

well to have kept the dog through the relationship must mean that u love him too! and lets hope that your husband doesn't have FML because he would be angry with u if he read this!! wow poor him

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thebestof1984 0

^ I didn't say I didn't love my dog. He's not my best friend. Why the hell would my husband mind?

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Crazy4Christ 0

Aaaw, that's to bad. get a leopard gecko.

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iAmScrubs 19

Buy around 8000 Teddy bears. They don't run away and they make you feel less lonely.

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AAShah 0

But it also makes you a creep.

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iAmScrubs 19

hello little boys and girls. Would you like to come and see my Teddy bears?

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Eggers 2

Hey, thats no teddy... It's pedobear!

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Topygrl21 8

46- fish can jump out of their bowls all 11 fish my dad bought didn't like my mom hehe poor fish!!

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Shorty_Shaza 5

At least you tried :) the majority of people on FML don't do anything to sort their lonliness out and complain.

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YacL 15

Keep those things on a leash, man. Well, that being said if you're going to get another one.

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stability17 0

So we all have large penises number 9? And OP, I would go and just stick with the teddy bear, as a fellow commenter above stated.

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