Animals: Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away.... - FML

By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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You deserved it 8 211

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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You deserved it 918

Unloveable

By sal - 27/09/2020 05:02 - Canada

Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML

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You deserved it 293

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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You deserved it 12 810

By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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You deserved it 6 195

By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 840

You deserved it 44 008

By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 066

You deserved it 4 848

By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 302

You deserved it 6 440

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Top comments

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:17

You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.

chewbaccaateme 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:16

get a cat, see how that works.

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kkins 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:50

get a turtle?

stonerbitchchic4 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:52

Get a parrot you can clip its wings and then it has to stay with you

mk58 31

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:53

The dog couldn't handle the loneliness radiating off of you. You can't blame it.

Imjaypeelol 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:54

ahh sucks dude :S

No_Love_Found 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:55

haha im sorry but damn that was too funnie

kylek61294 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:59

*"Haha I'm sorry, but damn that was too funny"

MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:56

Do what #7 said get a pet rock. that way it'll never leave you and can always be relied on. don't even gotta clean up after it. any other animal will just feel the loneliness and leave to go anywhere

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:04

Take better care of your pets. I hope the dog is safe and not hit by a car.

madeline1960 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:09

first responds . I couldn't stop laughing sorry ! go get a life . go anywhere and meet new people ! good luck. !!

rjflores 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:11

the dog will return. believe that.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:19

Try a pussy.

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