Animals: Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away....

By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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You deserved it 8 211

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 038

You deserved it 4 034

By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 590

You deserved it 918

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By sal - 27/09/2020 05:02 - Canada

Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 293

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 611

You deserved it 12 810

By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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You deserved it 6 195

By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 840

You deserved it 44 008

By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 066

You deserved it 4 848

By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 302

You deserved it 6 440

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:17

You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.

chewbaccaateme 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:16

get a cat, see how that works.

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harrieslinger 17

Monday 6 June 2011 1:54

maybe you should stop raping it...

funnyfmfl 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:23

its bc bitch got a penis

LosingTehPoint 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:41

where did it go?

JoeTheer 1

Monday 6 June 2011 3:10

I've been alone for going on 16 Years now. You do get used to it eventuallly!

xCocobirdx 0

Monday 6 June 2011 3:10

Should've gotten a bird ( a parakeet at least) C; they make awesome pets and they're CUTE! :D

cek31076 1

Monday 6 June 2011 3:36

that sucks

BShady96 0

Monday 6 June 2011 3:49

ydi should have bought a turtle

NessGoJetsGo 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:16

I'm so sorry...fyl

djlolo1129 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:17

I am so sorry. did u just get her

abby713 5

Monday 6 June 2011 4:59

I hope you were able to find him! :(

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Same thing different taste

Unloveable

Here boy!

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