Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

Comments

pooter_stink 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:03

LOL @ #35 OP, YDI

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:29

Your parents are just stupid. How could a fiance who could only afford to buy you a ring from Target afford to support you?

smarties25 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:54

WTF! nice one u weirdo

heathermarie5 0

Monday 23 July 2012 20:46

Her parents are stupid when she's the one who decided to buy a ring when he has no job. Guess you support any government assistance program too. Go pick up your food stamps.

rishaa143 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:17

lmaooo sorry but thts kinda your fault but then again u didnt kno wht your parents's reaction woulda been. lol FYL.

erinlpx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:29

You bought a "wedding ring" to play a prank on your parents, and they immediately said that your "fiance" can take care of you? It was a nice try.

somethingnew24 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:52

wow how lame just tell them it was fake geez duh this is not an fml it can be fixed you are a moron!

January_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:59

if u got fired u shouldnt have spent ur money on a fake wedding ring. Then mayb u wouldnt even have gotten kicked out.

janise 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:19

Exactly how old are you anyway? Based on this FML I'm going you have to be at least 18 and based on the stupidity of this prank I doubt you're in school. So sounds to me like your parents have an unemployed adult kid who mooches off of them. If this is the case then YDI however if I'm wrong then FML. The prank was still lame though.