By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
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stacysmom 0

What? Did you WANT the fish to get hurt?

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crazynurse 0

I'm glad the fish survived, but you should never put water by electronics!

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ISellHerbs 0

Honestly I was just baiting you to see how fast you'd reply. Calm down. If trying to fight with someone else over the internet really makes you happy then you need some hobbies.

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Intoxicunt 5

I'M not the one trying to fight, in case you didn't notice. You made a snarky comment directed toward me. Who is it that needs hobbies again? You're a hypocrite, not to mention a total moron. Kthnxbai.

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sweetpandora_fml 2

YDI for not realizing that fish bowl + computer was a bad combination AND for worrying more about a computer than about your pet's life.

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least PETA are happy for you for not killing a fish (or according to them - "sea kitten")! Just kidding! lolololz! PETA can go snort coke off a hard dick and shoot up 8-Balls in their assholes. Oh, and so can hotlobbies2 :D

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Intoxicunt 5

Agreed. :) [Just in case it puts this somewhere weird, this is at AME's #25]

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Intoxicunt 5

No problem, Hasian. :] That douchebucket appears to have left...for now.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Haha, at first i thought you meant allmidnighteyes was turning 25 XD

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

OH NO! Allmidnighteyes is a time traveller!! We must all throw goldfish at him until his powers are lost!!

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Intoxicunt 5

Noooo! I'd rather him just take me with him. I want to be different. I'll jump to the right. Maybe I'll go back in time...?

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Wait, if jumping to the side puts you forwards or backwards in time, i shall jump forwards and move sideways in time. What would jumping sideways in time do?

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allmidnighteyes 10

OP is a woman, you dumb ******* shitrag. I'm not even gonna pick apart the rest of the literary abortion that is your comment.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Wow. Not only did you just rape the English language, but you're telling other people to get a life and stop arguing when you're doing it yourself. Now, get a life, you filthy pathetic troll :]

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allmidnighteyes 10

Toxi, if you come with me, your hands had better be on your hips with your knees brought in tight.

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Intoxicunt 5

Well....ok, AME. Where is your twinny? I need her! ireply, alternate dimension!

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

ireply demands to come back in time with you guys so he may buy an old ranchero back when they costed a couple thousand. And then he shall go into a different dimension to see what it is like. Purple sky???

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Intoxicunt 5

You can't come. If we accidentally fuse together in the process, I want to be part Asian. :)

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

pffft. Bullies not letting me come. I have already been accepted as an asian:P

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Ahaha, i was center for the asian line playing hockey, and am now part asian

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Intoxicunt 5

You listen to too much country to be Asian. :)

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Pfft. Music doesnt make you Asian. Asian skills make Asians Asian

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f_alltheirlives 3

I was going to say something witty...but rocky horror show is buzzing in my skull

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redbluegreen 40

I'm giggling too much. Sorry I wasn't here! D: Who's Asian? Twinny's Asian! I'm the non cool one though.

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purplepickle 0

PUT RICE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! ASAP wait....how are you writing this anyway?

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Rota 0

Haha it was probably a Mac at that price. You deserve it.

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greenltrn2003 0

why is FML being idiotic?!

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