Embarrassing, Cars and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered...

By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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Great name

By ThunderTh0t - 16/09/2021 23:00 - Australia

Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML

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By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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By shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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Running commentary

By lukey101 - 25/06/2020 17:02

Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML

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By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a dealership for a new car. We were halfway through paperwork when the manager informed me I wouldn’t be buying the S Class, but I would be buying a Nissan Micra. Turns out my wife fell asleep in the car, allowing our son to escape and draw smiley faces on the Nissan with a rock. FML

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By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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Burning rubber

By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 00:01

Today, I bought a car that literally caught fire seconds after I started the engine. The dealership then fobbed me off, saying I'd driven it off their forecourt (by about 3 yards), so it was entirely my problem, but they still expect my monthly payments to be on time. FML

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Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick!

By Joshua - 28/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML

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sirpantselot 22

Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

McGee... is that Scottish?

yetanotherginger 19

Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:06

It's easy enough to laugh it off though, plus it comes in handy for lowering the price even further

Comments

anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 13:00

Pass it off saying that you come a long line of TitMcgee indulging in your family history a bit saying how your family originate from Scotland and were well respected and are well known.

greenie213 23

Tuesday 30 October 2012 13:18

There's a stupid middle schooler inside all of us.

mdavenport6 4

Tuesday 30 October 2012 13:30

That's awesome! I am chevy salesman and love running across my customers funny things.

aliceroseA7X 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 13:33

is your first name Brandon?

Lionesse 15

Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:02

I can only imagine the dealer trying to explain to you how to sync your bluetooth and have to use TitsMcGee in the sentence a few times to reference it.. Haha.

shadevil75 6

Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:26

Awesome!! I worked at a department store years ago and I would make my own name tag with Hootie McBoob or **** McGee and wear it when it was near closing time.

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:50

Are they that nice, or us it just another case of false advertising? **** or it's fake! Wait, I meant to write "pics" but my auto-correct changed it to "****." It knows!!!