By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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wavesofblue 1

$20 isn't expensive...

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Rico255 0

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

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christa953 12

4- it is for moisturizer

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fertie226 1

Why would anyone say it's their fault? you can't always open them to smell it first. That sucks OP! depending on where you got it, you might be able to return it.

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giantsfan2010 23

wow you went from "poop" to " shit". good job keeping it censored

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nishant5456 0

Hun, you don't need to put it on... your face already smells like shit. I'm just joking, it's alright your cool the way you are.But I'm not... face thingy to the rescue!

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theboldshadow 11

maybe if you're lucky you will find someone who finds the smell of shit attractive

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kurato 6

Damit Neji. was gona say 2 girl 1 cup strike again.

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heyyitshannah 0

well that's really gotta suck. I bought some cream that made my face go completely red. as if anybody was goimg to tell me it had cinnamon in it. cinnamon is a bad irritant. my face was red for 3 days.

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eehizle 0

oh no, $20 is soo expensive

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rwctkd95 0

wash ur face again with something else.

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