By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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wavesofblue 1

$20 isn't expensive...

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Rico255 0

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

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Alesana_Love 0

Your face has dirty rompers!!! Hahahaha

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Bstaut 8

it's only $20. it's not that huge of a deal.

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perdix 29

Dummy! You could have put an ad on Craigslist and found some scat freak who would PAY you to give you a Dirty Sanchez. Also, that warm, locally-grown organic shit is so much better for your skin than that factory-processed shit.

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w2z1 0

Now imagine a red shitty face, that would suck.

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fmlwinnn 0

you didn't open it and smell it at the store first? I do that with perfume and deodorant and all that.

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PhantomJen 0

Considering that most really nice moisturizers cost over $50, and sometimes even over $100, $20 is cheap.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can't believe someone would pay $50 for a moisturizer, let alone $100... :/

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Griggy 0

That's the price you pay for your vanity.

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