Miscellaneous: Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD....

By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:24

HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..

Sae_Ghelk 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 10:48

Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:15

why? why would you buy it?

awesomenessXD 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:52

epic win

iCandy2011 1

Monday 15 August 2011 11:16

How is this a fml?

sucksfoyou 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:55

I love that movie....

Christine1997 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:34

Grey movie

emiyharpp 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:41

Ur a grey movie! THIS IS AN AWESOME MOVIE

pennamay 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:29

Wtf. Is that

love_player 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:01

I loved this movie:)

sydney184829 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:58

aww my muti and vati wouldn't let me buy that!!!!:D

Sae_Ghelk 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 7:20

Those are BOOKS? I thought this was some raunchy ****. Whew, good thing. Now I don't have to buy them.

fmlismynewspaper 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:35

Movie was great. I dont see the FML

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML

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Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

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