Miscellaneous: Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started...

By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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Relaxed

By 2old4thiscrap - 08/12/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:42

Dragons are awesome, who cares what others think.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:47

Hopefully you didn't get so nervous that you started to Hiccup. Of course if a guy ever laughed at me for liking kid movies then he would become Toothless.

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jkp1291 25

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:58

How To Train Your Dragon is the shit. Who cares what some cashier thinks

BlondePsycho 43

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:59

Stick to your guns, some movies are for all ages

justsayin91 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:00

I'm 23 and I watch disney and Pixar all the time. no shame! they are some of the best movies I've ever watched....

buckman1011 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:00

My wife and I are 24. I feel like she owns a million Disney movies. I love them too. And when she feels bad, or is sick, break out the VCR, cuz we're gonna watch some Disney movies. No shame in it whatsoever. (I say Disney, cuz that's what most are. But cartoon movies is what I mean. AND, we absolutely love the How to Train Your Dragon movies)

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:03

In addition, children's movies have to have dialogue and humor for grown-ups too. After all, 6 and 7 year olds don't go to movies alone or pay for the tickets.

brittaaany_93 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:03

How To Train Your Dragon is one of the greatest movies ever! And dragons are freaking awesome too! No need to be embarrassed about it OP.

rmllavaneras 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:05

I'm 26, my wife's 24, I'm currently wearing a Despicable Me Minion beanie. We have Minion plushes. To Hell with people whose inner kids are dead.

JHam12 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:05

How to Train Your Dragon is awesome and is a good movie for both kids and adults alike.

PharmacyJoe 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:07

That movie is amazing. My wife and I don't have kids, and we watch the first and second ones all the time. Don't feel bad for watching "kid" movies; a lot of them are made better than "adult" movies!! :)