Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show...

By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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You deserved it 491

By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

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When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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Red Sox Nation

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it

bipolarchipmunk 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:07

pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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annabananaxx 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:22

@18 perhaps not, but in the rules, you have to start all FMLs with "Today,"

Deuce600 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:23

18 fml always says today if you have yet to notice, and that sucks man

MrJentipede 2

Friday 27 March 2009 2:23

Kill her and hide the body.

UltimateIdiot911 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:23

Make her pay those money back for the ticket and for your time.

mini_munny 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:23

Ouch, that sucks dude. What Broadway show was it? Why didn't you choose a time that was convenient for you? 'cause most shows are shown multiple times a day. Still sucks though and if I were you, I'd get my money back from her. Those Broadway shows are expensive!

eatchex89 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:24

Thaat sucks. I would make her pay you back for the tickets since she didn't take her mom.

mudkipsan 19

Friday 27 March 2009 2:24

#18 Yes, it all happened in the past 24 hours. It's also a completely odd coincidence that all entries start with "Today," and end in "FML." ps. All the posts by "noname" are, in fact, the same person.