By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 192
You deserved it 2 086

Same thing different taste

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I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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carnage1108 0
perdix 29

Make her a pie using the recipe found in "The Help." ;)

My aunt makes heavenly cherry pies. *sigh* But she developed diabetes so she can't eat them anymore. ... Which means she doesn't make them anymore! Life is cruel, OP.... Life is cruel.

Am I the only one who sees that OP's name is 3.14? I see what you did there.