Kids: Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Joanne - 24/02/2012 13:26 - Australia

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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rhysfucker 24

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:08

C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

mike7800 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 14:57

are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?

Comments

ekwinoks 5

Friday 2 May 2014 20:13

God damn those bronies

RenbewDesh 9

Monday 5 May 2014 13:22

The Envy of /mlp/

Oblivion115 1

Tuesday 13 May 2014 16:55

This is why bronies should not exist.

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 21 May 2014 11:15

Nice try.... Brony. YDI.

unknown90210 1

Friday 13 June 2014 21:52

i wonder which pony it was based on?

stargunn 0

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:38

First off, it should be noted that its not the Bronies that go after the more... errr.... erotic side of things. That would be the Cloppers. Secondly, who cares? Does any one care that Betty Boop or Jessica Rabbit were sexualized? Hell, I'd have one just to add it to my collection of toys and ****.

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:44

Read before you buy.

EclipseCandy6 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:11

I duno how that happened haha

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 19:02

Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. I always try to be tolerant of other people's likes and dislikes but there is no reason in HELL that more than two or three sick ***** should be grown men masturbating to a SHOW for THREE YEAR OLD GIRLS. Okay, okay, I'm done now.