Intimacy: Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly...

By Kat - 08/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 04:00

Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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jujuburd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:22

Ok, how did that guy get a job when I have no record and am unemployed?

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:35

Wow, well I bet that friend only showed you that 'cause you were getting on her nerves about bragging. Also, You might want to watch your back at night.

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make_my_day 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:33

I wouldn't be quick to judge him, but at the same time, keep your guard up. http://familywatchdog.us/ will often specify what the crime is, if you're that worried.

SpicyNoodleBowl 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:28

#22 is a 100% born retard lol.. good shit, that made my day..

allie2590 31

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:45

I agree with 12. 41 - Someone who committed a sex crime should definitely be given a second thought. You never know if they will repeat the crime again, and you've gotta protect yourself. I do agree with 17 though. However, we don't know what the crime is.

master_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:40

You should be flattered that out of all the people he works with he wants to rape you.

Icalasari 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:24

Just be cautious

absolutezero1287 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:09

Milk the comments and try to get a raise. Just be careful with that weirdo.

KevinB_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:12

dear god you people love to over-react. "Oh no a former sex offender tried to be nice! He must want to kill her!" You act like she got raped, all he did was compliment her.