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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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wexou3 3

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)

boopityboppity 11

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.

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him51772 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:43

fail a little harder next time OP.....

unknown_93 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:47

Hey #59 maybe if you checked the place where the fml came from you would see that it is in France...... what was that you were saying about glass jars in France?

turdburgers 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:23

other posters have remarked that when an OP doesn't enter a location, Nord-Pas-de-Calais is set as the default. Assuming that's true, we have no clue if they really are from there. I was saying they were made of glass? What's your point?

kmgentil 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:53

well, why is a french guy speaking english lolololol jkjkjkjk i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DaleksAreEpic 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:00

What a fantastically epic FAIL.

ensemble_coeur 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:03

your bones must be made of glass, too

Miss_004 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:29

Ouch. FYL. But why are ppl so dumb and say you deserve it for having Nutella?

deathcab7 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:38

hehee i love nutella (: best stufff everr. but sorry to hear about it falling on you. quite trajic i must say...

duke54life 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:41

yeah that's great.

wierdo16 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:45

lmfao thats why you should've asked why or who's going lmfao

isitofficial_ 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:13

Teehee, its the nutella that matters, not the OP xD

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