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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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vrossie_ 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

123amanda123 14

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:04

the poor hamster! :(

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asherm 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:34

Wow! Sorry about your pet :(. I guess try restraining order, but I guess if she breaks in that won't help much. Damn, fatal attraction much?

Tessa_11 19

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:35

Wow. Poor hamster :(

Savner 16

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:40

she sounds really mentally unstable to abuse an animal... especially in that manner.

Cujo3269 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:43

Why the **** do you have a hamster? Are you a fag?

ChrissyAnne23 6

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:49

Sociopaths usually start out with innocent animals!!

RayRayYoooo 17

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:59

That son of a bitch! Wait no, SHE IS THE BITCH HERSELF!!!!! Why would she hurt a defenseless animal? D:

harmtouch16 11

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:00

Um did anyone say, "That's forked up" yet? Cause that's forked up. But seriously, yeah call 911. If she's that crazy she could hurt you.

October3461 12

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:06

Aw no! The cute lil hamster! :( I think it's time to put a bitch in line op , better yet let me do it :)

acuntsicklestick 10

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:06

Stab her with a fork.

nichollelovins 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:09

Call the cops on that crazy blitch! Fluck that shlit!

Shrike 23

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:37

"Fluck" that "shlit"? Are you 12 years old or something?? If so, **** this shit, I've lost hope in kids' ability to swear anymore.

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