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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Hystcheria - 06/11/2021 12:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:45

well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

afatmonkey 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:33

Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

Comments

ashlynn610 12

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:13

you're a hottie (: lol

ashlynn610 12

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:38

lol wasn't supposed to go there... it was supposed to go under 18.. (:

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:28

I think you're supposed to go under #18. PM him and see what happens.

spacekid 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:13

i is cheese

xx3ginaxx3 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:14

Well look at the bright side- you know you're right so you won't be second guessing yourself, and you got rid of him! Don't worry, you deserve better. (: It would be more of an FML if you found out that he WASN'T cheating after all :P

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:15

You're wrong, OP. They're his. He doesn't wear them as undergarments, however, he wears them on his head. He was trying to be the new "BOXERMAN" but with the new, sleek, hip style of the '10s I know it doesn't make sense right now, OP. But 5, 10 years down the line, it'll all come together like one big, beautiful picture. :)