By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

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afatmonkey 0

Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

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FarSide 22

Proves nothing. Might have belong to his mom.

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thatfeelsright 0

your not funny Ajjas. and no you can not be a *****

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Ajjas013 6

Of course, I'm so silly. I'm the condom right?

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Monikabug 9

I don't know if I would call a condom a tool, Aj. It just protects the tool. hmm.. Since the Cookie Monster won't let you be a *****, maybe you could be a Cookie Cutter. >;]

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shadow33456 1

ok let me settle this ajas ur a ******* idiot and a horrible troll so go suck ur dads SHLONG u ******* fruit cup

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Austino713 0

ajjas you are the chastity ring lol you are opposite of gettin a girl

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paper_tigers 0

Calling him a condom is about right, he is all over that dick...

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ashlynn610 12

^^^^^lmaooo (: that made me giggle. Only cuz i know it's true (:

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SoNotForYou 5

Why is this an FML, you were right and you dumped a cheater. Happens everyday really no big deal.

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albertaeinstein 0

Good for you, OP. You deserve better than a cheater, and you knew well enough to get out of it.

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perdix 29

And you are sure they are not yours because. . .? Could it be that they could not possibly stretched over your Gigantor ass without uniting your alimentary and birth canals?

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thisissparknotes 0

in amongst? i don't get it.

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1LL337 0

so, FYL cause you were right?

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