By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

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afatmonkey 0

Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

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cag31 0

always trust your gut. u r better off without him.

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WompWompDub_Step 0

why is this an fml, you just verified what you'd Suspected all along. if he actually wasn't cheating on you he'd probably dump you for being crazy and obsessive, buy now that you're right you can happily know that he doesn't deserve you and that he is probably a dick.

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queendrabee 0

ok, this is not an FML... in fact it wasnt even entertaining. An FML would have been something like, "today i went to the doctor and found out i have the clap... i've been with the same guy for 5 years now, FML." #9, gee thanks for moderating this one for us... *rolls eyes*

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4chanblows 0

You deserve it for not wearing a silk thong

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settledownbeavis 0

why did the silk thong surprise you if you already knew he was cheating on you?

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smackieonassis 0

It sucks but it's not particularly unusual or interesting. I'm not sure if you remember that being unusual, interesting and even funny is kinda the aim of this site. Keep it to livejournal imo

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MysteryJoker 5

Brightside- you now have a silk thong to add to your drawers... be sure to wash it.

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