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Wow, I hate people that try to control others. Let's just hope you get cancer from not smoking and she lives a long and decent life, douche bag.
That sucks :/ she wasn't worth it anyways then
His girlfriend started smoking because she knew he doesn't appreciate it. On a notice for the FML itself, now she can't quit and is probably addicted, you should be proud for cutting it off anyway.
Why would you hurt yourself instead of just say it's over? Coward.
now she has lung-cancer
Tell her good luck with quitting. Read the stats, bro.
Wow, that sucks, OP. But think of it this way: You're better off without someone who's stupid enough to start a health-risking habitjust to get out of a relationship. She probably won't manage to quit, and that's her fault. You, on the other hand, have a chance to find someone who is worth your time and hopefully someone who at least has the brains and backbone needed to say it's over if things don't work out. I wish you luck finding something that lasts.
Yeah right..good luck quitting.
I hope she gets addicted
Thats so stupid. She coulda just broken up wif u instead of pickin up a horrible habit
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You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.
I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.