By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0

You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.

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AeryFairy 10

I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.

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Green12324 0

Don't worry, in 10 years when she's still smoking because she was already addicted you can laugh at her. She's spending thousands of dollars a year on cigarettes, and killing herself, all because she wanted to break up with you in a jack ass way.

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80sFrountChick 0

It's ok Henry! I won't judge you! Haha!

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theSarahnator 0

Personally, I think the joke's on her. You're the lucky one in this situation. Go and find someone better who won't do something so ridiculous to get rid of you! (:

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flintstone 0

Look at the bright side...........Maybe she'll die of lung cancer.

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literalmanchild 0

by the way this was in an episode of seinfeld and if you are an american living in japan as i presume you are since your english is too good, there is no excuse for this seinfeld is basically more american than a bald eagle shedding a single tear while eating apple pie and completing a super bowl-winning touchdown

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CapnAsshole 0

You should stalk her, so she smokes even more to try to keep you away, and eventually gets cancer. That'll teach her a lesson.

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colormestupid 0

i hope she gets addicted and can't stop. that would be a kick in the face for her.

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jessxoxo28 5

thats a stupid way to make some1 break up with u... she's risking her life so u would dump her. i agree with #41

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Stormx 0

You don't risk your life by having a few cigarettes more than you do by stepping outside your house. Grow up.

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DrewBoy 0

Oh wow, so cool, look at you. That nihilist attitude might seem pretty cool in your freshman philosophy class but guess what? You look like a tool to any normal person. Grow up.

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Mikey_Mayhem 0

oh wow, so cool, you know how to say "nihilist" but really you missed the point of what he said because it has nothing to do with nihilism its about how smoking a couple of cigarettes wont kill you in fact most of my grandparents smoked a pack a day from since they were sixteen and they lived to over eighty, so your the real tool here

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TheHeroOfTime 0

I think the day when all people allowed on the interwebs know when to say you're instead of your will be a great day. A wonderful day. YOU ******* TOOL

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f_alltheirlives 3

Dude, drop YOUR copy of "Mein grammar kampf" and jerk out YOUR issues cause YOUR breaking everybodys balls

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