By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

She probably knows you like her and doesn't like you back. So, instead of being a bitch and rejecting you, she kept you as a friend. It definitely could have been worse, buddy.

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bexox 0

I love how every one bitches about rejection. What is someone supposed to do if they're not attracted to you? Say yes and pity date you? Get into a relationship so you dont get your feelings hurt and inevitably treat you like shit? Yeah it sucks, but I hate peoples' attitude about it.

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Colby_Colbert 0

well buddy, looks like another night of jerking off in2 a sock

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plexico 3

Yes! To friendship (under your breath) with benefits.

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anniesaysbueno 0

sucks for you man. there are plenty of fish in the sea though.

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HockeyFanNick 4

You buy her wine, you try to confess love, you never get laid. You're her gay friend and you don't even realize it! Be a dick and she'll want your dick. That nice guy shit can come later once you prove to her you have a pair of balls.

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mcsnelly 5

SOOO not true...you sound like a complete asshole. No one take HockeyFanNick's advice, please.

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HockeyFanNick 4

Waste your hard earned money Give your heart Be nice to her more than any guy has Waste your time trying to impress her, but go home still lonely. There you go McSmelly... is that better advice? am I less of an asshole now?

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

I agree, dude. Women won't ever admit it, but they're attracted to the guy who will hardly give them the time of day, and then they do, be an incredible ass about it, over the guy who is always there for them right from the start, who spends all their $$ on them right away, who is always around, etc. and for the love of god, whatever you do, DO NOT exceed a phone/text/IM conversation more than every 2-3 days. that daily shit is what buries you. it's a rookie move, and you hate to see it. be a nice guy later on. for now, just be a douche. catch her interest BEFORE you be the nice guy.

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Arkvoodle 0

YDI for sure, you were friends all your life and then you just tell her that you love her? You really could not see that coming?

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Dragonmouth 4

She was definitely thinking "Please take the hint!"

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fxdxhk90 0

Sorry pal your in the friend zone. Cut your losses and start and start dating other women.

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360_93 0

Haha #1! But at least it saves the awkwardness if you did say it.

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lastminuteperm 0

So what? Wouldn't it have been easier to write, "Today, the girl I love told me that we are just friends. FML" Wow. Also, that was the perfect time to say, "about that...I just wanted to say that I have loved you for a while now."

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