Kids: Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's...

By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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Hail Santa

By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By MerryChristmas - 15/07/2018 14:30 - United States - Moore

Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 17 December 2012 16:08

I would be sobbing too if a kid had enough strength to rip every one of Santa's hairs out of their follicles. Imagine the pain! . . .That IS what happened, right?

DocBastard 38

Monday 17 December 2012 16:20

I never understood the draw of taking your young children to sit on a stranger's lap. In what other situation would this be ok?

Comments

stargirl_95 24

Monday 17 December 2012 17:07

Well it looks like someone just made Santa's naughty list...

gc327072 30

Monday 17 December 2012 17:10

20- lol troll denied.

tmmundy 17

Monday 17 December 2012 17:12

Boo hoo Noor, when my girls were younger I let them believe in "fairy tails", yes, "fairy tails", (ie, Santa), and yet they still knew (and still do know) the true meaning of Christmas.

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 17 December 2012 17:19

I was never led to believe that fairies had tails

cat0720 9

Monday 17 December 2012 17:20

@34 *fairy tale

brand0n93 5

Monday 17 December 2012 17:23

they were gonna eventually find out

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 17 December 2012 18:02

Whether or not anyone cares to argue the point of letting small children be children, and believe in the magic of Santa Claus and be innocent for a few short years before they are so rudely awakened to the realities of the world. This was undoubtedly a very tragic incident for the children, and by default their parents. I think one thing commonly overlooked when making a funny, valid, helpful, or possibly stupid comment, is that the FML has already taken place, and even the best advice in the world cannot ever reverse time and undo whatever damage has been done.