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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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DncrHap 9

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:35

wait. hold on. confused. so, is he as old as your parents? did he date your mom before she got married? or, did your mom recently get remarried, and in the mean time decided to pay a visit to cougar town? or did she cheat on your dad? i don't know what to think about all of this. i'm going to make myself a smoothie.

smartkid12345 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:25

wow good luck with that

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JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:28

FYL your mom is a cougar. Better watch out for your future boyfriends....

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:31

Orgy? I hope your parents are divorced, or that this happened a long, long time ago. In that case, you are a grave robber.

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:35

Lol grave robber never heard that one. 

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:39

I think deathbed robber would be more fitting though... Except for necrophiliacs. But I'm pretty sure ops parents aren't dead.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:10

What, you mean you don't go to dinners with the deceased? Damn. Guess I'm the only one.

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:16

Well not as often as you'd think. "Hey honey, come over here and meat grandpa!" (opens freezer) "Shit he's starting to rot we better get that taxidermist over here!" Well dinners with ghosts would be slightly less creepy I guess.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:19

It would be easier for ghosts to have a dinner with us. They can at least disappear at will. Also, "and meat grandpa"? So grandpa is dinner? Interesting.

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:22

haha glad you caught that well isn't the freezer where you put you meat? Well I put my food meat in the freezer...

DncrHap 9

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:27

wouldn't that give you freezer burn/hypothermia, 53?

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:30

I said food meat, didn't I? I keep the good meat in my pants, but I get it out every now and then. Just wish I could get a girl to play with it, but I'm to shy for that. I want steak.

zach55 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:33

LOL fun dinner indeed.

DncrHap 9

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:35

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:05

smoothies are win!

rextasy 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:36

Did he say if your mom was good in the sack?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:37

How old is your mother, and how old is your boyfriend? Why is he just meeting your parents after a year and a half? Most people get that over with earlier. Are your parents married still?