Miscellaneous: Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner...

By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Thursday 5 May 2011 8:52

I bet she's really pretty :)

alex1432 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:50

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

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Krista835 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:42

Maybe it was just a joke to start things off in a funny good way? Haha I dunno it's not that embarrassing though since she is in fact real

arielatrocious 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:03

I said that to my brothers girlfriend

AKlesbian907 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:10

lol sorry but I find this funny. should of winked at your gf. then proudly told your mom "yep made her in science class myself!"

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 5 May 2011 13:12

"Why are we wearing bras on our heads?" "Ceremonial." ...and with that, I'm dating myself. :-)

eag05 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:10

- wow how much of a loser are u , even when the person that has love you rags on u!! pinche joto!

MRobvious750 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:21

After she said that you gotta French kiss her to just add that final touch.

crzysk8r 0

Monday 13 February 2012 6:05

Yeah, the final touch of getting kicked off the will.

apcfan009 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:27

happened to me too. but thats cuz i had alot of long distance gf's before finding one nearby

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 14:04

Talking to people on WOW and claiming they're your girlfriend doesn't count. I don't blame your parents.

MadGod 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:51

not going to lie but is funny as hell.

starwind3438 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:17

Your avatar sucks. Anonymous can go to hell.

miSsFlien 15

Thursday 5 May 2011 11:20

LOOOOOOL.

sweetangelgal 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 11:28

lol, wow dat wasnt nice hahahah

Riddles66 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 11:45

I love your mom, but she prob was just joking to make her laugh

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Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

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Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

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Same thing different taste

Not now, guys

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