By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 490
You deserved it 106 083

Same thing different taste

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alex_vik 0

You deserved that for calling a priest lame.

HopelesslyHpfl 0

you don't mess with God's followers Haha

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That is bad luck, not karma, not "god" smiting. Just bad luck.

whoever said he deserved it needs to wake up..

wrestler_fml 0

#16: You asked what the difference was between "god getting you" and "karma"? Well, Karma is a tenant of the Hindu faith, which is a polytheistic religion. There is no one God in Hinduism. Moreover, the idea of Karma is that it isn't an act of God, it is the redistribution of right and wrong in the universe. As in, if you do good, good will come to you; if you do bad, bad will come to you. "God getting you" is an ALL-TOO-COMMON phrase that refers to the Judeo-Christian God (Yahweh, the Almighty, etc.) giving you what you justly deserved. It is used most often when somebody insults God, and then something bad happens to them-and this is a prime example of that. ------ Sure, it may not have been God getting him; for who can honestly claim to understand Almighty God, except for God Himself?? But it's a possibility, and now you know the difference between Karma and God getting you. ----------- I understand you are likely an atheist... and although that isn't smart in my opinion, it's your choice. Just don't try to act all pompous and smart about religion, when that isn't your area of expertise. Ya dig?

#34 nice i love you roasted #16 with this deep theological understanding and summed it up with "ya dig" you truly are the gangster of theology. peace out rev. rick roll

That is absolutely hilarious. I'm an atheist (more agnostic, I suppose, but I digress), but even I've got to admit just how incredible the odds are. Not only do you get instant comeuppance, but you even break your ankle after calling someone lame. How perfectly fitting. You deserve it, but fyl at the same time.

Don't ask for trouble from the guy who F***ed up Job on a bet!

SMITE! Hahahaha that's funny, sorry about that. :3

Breaking your ankle sucks, but at least you have a funny story in your arsenal now.