Health: Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up.... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 10:00 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 13:00 - Ireland - Clonmel

Today, after years of struggling with poor mental health, my depression convinced me that no one would ever care enough about me to help if I reached out. I called the local suicide hotline anyway. They didn’t answer. Twice. FML

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Waste of a phone call

By amIworthIt? - 30/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I called the suicide hotline after two months of recurring thoughts. I got put on hold by their machine, then was on call with someone who barely spoke English, got transferred to another building, so I was put on hold again, and finally got hung up on. I was already feeling pretty worthless, so thanks guys. FML

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Some friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

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Crisis

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 18:02 - Canada - St. Catharines

Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 00:01

Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML

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Old lady hotline

By fml9124 - 02/11/2020 08:08

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

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Oh no, she's back

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 18:01 - United States - Little River

Today, I learned that the respondents on the Suicide Hotline recognize me, and not fondly. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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redblueviolet 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:09

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:11

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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Cristaderzi 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:20

The Dumbest saying I have ever heard is the suicide is a permanent solution to a tempory problem! Umm so what if my problem is someting like my body which is FOREVER well not really cause If Im dead then my body which is my problem is now rotting!! There problem solved! Everyones happy now especially me LOL Ya see how folks and the sayings are dumb?!

nothingbutnet003 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:58

i can certainly see that you're pretty stupid

LOL97_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:36

uhhh dont commit suicide thats just wrong and it makes evry1 sad

Asadsackopotatoe 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:37

yoyo

seshiiria91 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:48

WTF?

BunnyDrastic 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:53

******

daneeyoll 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:06

suicide is for *******

craigkid 2

Monday 25 January 2010 5:47

don't kill yourself!! smile people love you

XxClumsyKidxX 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:12

then why do they call them suicide prevention?

CamH_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:13

Don't kill yourself bro

RuralNinja 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:24

YDI, only idiots and ******* commit suicide.

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