By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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redblueviolet 0

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

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MoonTiger 4

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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tb15 0

Being suicidal is like a phobia. For a phobia, even though you know spiders or snakes or whatever probably won't hurt you you still fear them. For suicide, even though you know it's not a good idea, you still feel like you need to do it. Yes, suicide is much more serious, but like a phobia, even though you know it's irrational it's hard to stop it. Also, suicidal people don't really want 100% to die,they're just trying to call for help BTW, this is like 9th grade health info. not some kind of professional psychologist info. OP, I really hope you find health

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ftb170 0

you can call me il pick up :) don't listen to those wack asses that don't take shit seriously they jus have no idea

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twilightbella91 0

i agree, i will listen to you, text and or call me whenever send me a PM if you wish to talk hunny. i live on the east coast of the US

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marcustan 0

life sucks too... but death isn't the way to go. stay happy dude!

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XPredatorX 5

"Today, it was my first day working at the suicide prevention hotline place. I had to take a leak, so I left, and when I came back 3 minutes later, there was a missed call and a new voicemail. On the message I could hear some kid saying 'Not even the suicide hotline will help me' then the gun went off.... the bad news is that I was fired and now I can't pay my rent. FML."

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primogen18 0

I remember after a good friend of mine died I was feeling really crappy about it, I tried calling one of those teen help things. they answered and gave me another number to call. When i called that number, it was an automated answering thing that gave me yet another number. when I called THAT number, they referred me to the first number I called, who then just never answered. I looked up another one on the net, and all that was listed in my state were the numbers I had already called. I looked up another not in my area, and they told me I had to call one in my area, it was completely ridiculous and I call scam on those stupid numbers, even if they advertise on TV. I was in a shitty state of mind, it was mid day (so my friends were either in class or work), I just wanted to give it a shot.

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am091894 0

hey if no one answers keep trying someone will help. try calling a counselor someone u can talk to not knowing enough to judge u.

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Tekno4Lyfe 0

ahahahaha,, orr I'm sorre man ai, but that's funney=P

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ThroughTheValley 0

thats horrible. if youre a teen, add this myspace...... myspace.com/holdonhelpishere

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