Health: Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 10:00 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

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You're at home here

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 13:00 - Ireland - Clonmel

Today, after years of struggling with poor mental health, my depression convinced me that no one would ever care enough about me to help if I reached out. I called the local suicide hotline anyway. They didn’t answer. Twice. FML

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Waste of a phone call

By amIworthIt? - 30/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I called the suicide hotline after two months of recurring thoughts. I got put on hold by their machine, then was on call with someone who barely spoke English, got transferred to another building, so I was put on hold again, and finally got hung up on. I was already feeling pretty worthless, so thanks guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

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Crisis

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 18:02 - Canada - St. Catharines

Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 00:01

Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML

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Old lady hotline

By fml9124 - 02/11/2020 08:08

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

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Oh no, she's back

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 18:01 - United States - Little River

Today, I learned that the respondents on the Suicide Hotline recognize me, and not fondly. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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redblueviolet 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:09

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:11

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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ArchieWrath 0

Friday 29 January 2010 10:41

Everyone should start a punk rock band before offing themselves. I'll be your guitarist, if you don't mind.

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 12:37

lol go die

PurgatoryGoddess 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:31

here for u

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:49

Wish you would post and tell us you're still in one piece.

PVThitt 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:02

suicide is the pussy way out.....bitch.

LOLOLOLfail 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:02

The OP isn't going to commit suicide, if they were really that depressed they wouldn't have went on fmylife.com and posted this?

fridalovesyou 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:51

Please don't kill yourself.

sgbarron 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 17:39

fake! this is an old joke

ohscrewthat 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:49

Don't kill yourself!!! I still love you!!! Let's be friends :D

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 11:22

lol so was it a prank to see if someone would actually answer cus thats not okay

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