By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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redblueviolet 0

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

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MoonTiger 4

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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lostdreamer 0

don't die even though life doesn't seem important now it will be better in the future if you wanna talk just email me

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Widow_Maker 1

lol thats weak, rough it up and do it already.

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waywick 0

clearly a sign that you should definitely off yourself...just be sure to use a gun and that you wait until the barrel is fully in your mouth before pulling the trigger - we don't want any accidents that may result in your surviving, eh?

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The1collector 0

hahahahaha that's a funny one, but in all seriousness please kill yourself. still funny though

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The1collector 0

i meant DON'T PLEASE DON'T KILL yourself i'm an dumbass only after i post it do i read it

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ghost010 6

Say what ever you want about me but honestly I think anyone who contemplates suicide is a coward. Some one who can't take a little pain or a little suffering. ******* COWARD!! There are people all around the world that are having a worse life than you. There is a solution to every problem, and none of those solutions is death.

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hmm_its_not_that 0

u had a moment.

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rasellersjr 0

Whats with kids that think their life is so hard anyway. I know I'm probably gonna sound like a douche here, but I had to give up my job as a cop, which I loved, after a back injury. My wife is pregnant and we've had 2 major complications in the past which really puts us on edge, my mother had heart surgery, dad had back surgery, and my grandmother is on the verge of passing. With my bad back, I take care of just about everything around here, including cleaning up bathroom accidents from my grandmother that lead clear to her bed. If anyone should e depressed it's me, but I know things will get better and push forward. All I can say is man up... or woman up, I didn't bother to look at your gender.

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cadi 0

don't do it!!!!! I don't care who you are or where you are I love you!!!! and no one diserves to feel about killing them self... no one knows why there is life, all we know is it's worth it;)

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globulerouge_fml 0

you tried to call the suicide prevention line, then you are telling us about it , which means you still have energy to fight against this depression you are going through : use this energy to see a shrink , or ask for a hospitalization , you 'll get help ! i wish you all the best !

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