By rara1989 - 13/12/2011 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
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rara1989 5

oh hey, that was my FML. I made an account just so i could say this to you... I wasn't faking being ill to go xmas shopping ta. I got my shopping out the way back in Nov! (no sick day!) I've got the flu bad, worse day to get ill!. I'm going into work tomorrow though despite how horrible I feel so I can speak to my boss about it!. Sucks to be me right now!

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Top comments

DynamicDave 11

I was trying to think of some witty and amusing comment to make, but I can't even bring myself to do that. I'd be so pissed if that happened to me!

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EmperorHilo 11

Just go talk to the CEO, and if they aren't willing to do the same for you, file a complaint.

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thefuckinloser 6

that sounds like they a little bias

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mrcrackerdan 0

file a grievance against the company if the ceo doesnt include you. if that doesnt work report the act to the fair trades commision and labor act. it will work then, because you can be annomynous

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dmann56 0

Lesson learned: don't be a pu$$y... Go to work

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KMHooper14 2

ironic! That would've been aweful! I'm so sorry!

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callofdutyking 3

Stop complaining, you werent working, if anything you should be fired.

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coolkitty154 11

Because I'm sure you've never been sick at work before. Or do you even have a job? Judging from your username and your comment, you probably don't. Get a life.

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kimono_fml 17

funniest + most stupid comment I've seen all day

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