Love: Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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key_2010 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 0:18

Yuck! At least he did it before you started having sex.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:52

Or maybe the boyfriend was stinking drunk. *rereads FML* Just as I suspected. Or just as I read it, rather. Here is DocBastard's guide to commenting, free of charge. A) read the FML B) think about your comment C) write the comment D) proofread the comment E) submit the comment

Comments

Shaowolf 17

Sunday 9 January 2011 22:12

wojoo nederlander:p waarvoor istie dan dronken

moneygod 0

Monday 10 January 2011 3:50

atlest he did not thorw up on you dress

vomitknife 0

Monday 10 January 2011 7:12

I hope you have dumped him by now.

zombieneden 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:12

"F" that guy.

princess_5_12_83 1

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:27

sounds like my life

GotALife 11

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:00

See! When you do something for a man they take it for granted. FYL and every women who has to deal with man.

Master_Of_Awsome 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! lol sry its funny cause im a guy so after the next day he most likey had a hangover then said uhh hey can u put the dress on again but first make me a samwich

kingdomhearts3 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:13

Your BF sounds like a ****** asshole...Hope you develop some self-respect and find yourself an actual man that doesn't come to your 1-on-1 time drunk off his ass

badactor009 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:53

Listen honey, most guys dream of finding a woman who will get all dolled up for him. You deserve better than what you got. Make that plain and clear to Mr. vomit. Insist on being treated with respect, especially when you are putting some effort into what he should appreciate.