By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 06:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

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real life problems 26

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

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DanielleinDC 33

Were they expecting you? If so, FYL. If not, YDI. I hope somebody gave that table a good cleaning while you ate there, but it probably isn't the first time they've gotten busy on that table.

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1gullible_bugger 33

next time tell them you're coming home, and knock when you go in the front door. It's not your house anymore. you totally deserved it

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mudvayne5295 5

I didn't catch my parents in the act, but I was told the same thing happened, I feel your pain

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Yudith 24

Tablecloth. They exist for a reason.

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candid_bandit 9

No you didn't, Shid, you could have just gotten take out. Or eat in your room, eat on the couch or sit on the floor Indian style and munch away.

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